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At first I had no idea how they would fill THREE episodes of a reunion, but clearly these bitches have reverted back to their old ways and we're in for the usual insanity. I thought it might be nice if for a change, the reunion was only one episode long because they just didn't have that much drama and they'd all grown as people. But noooo. Hell, even Laura the Life Coach looked scared of them. She was trying to be all enthusiastic, but quickly realized that Camilla and Danni hadn't really changed, and there was nothing she could do about it.

It also cracks me up when people go to the reunion all angry at someone who they never had a beef with before simply because they were going off on them on like, Twitter or Instagram or whatever. Seriously? Get a grip.

No surprise that Sarah was the one who popped off first, since she was clearly there for self-promotion and getting as much spotlight as possible. I mean, giving everyone a free skank calendar and wearing that knock-off Britney Spears outfit? PLEASE. I wasn't surprised when she was the first one to go off, insisting that Rocky hated her because she wouldn't sleep with her. I was totally with Rocky, rolling her eyes and making the "EWWW" face. (Also, unlike some of the other girls, Rocky seems pretty committed to her relationship and didn't seem likely to cheat on her with anyone)

I was a little disappointed with Julie not showing up and when Danni mentioned they hadn't talked after they left the house, I wondered what was up with that. Oh well, guess we'll never know. (Because I'm not about to believe Danni's side of the story, and that's all we'll get!) Although since some of them thought Natalie wasn't coming and she was there, maybe Julie will show up after all? Oh wait, unless that was just Natalie seeing her old friends Sarah and Judi to give them a pep talk before the reunion and she's not actually going to show up for the show itself. That's pretty weak. At least Julie was like, "Eff you crazy bitches, I am DONE with BGC" and washed her hands of the whole thing. Natalie shows up to give her "fans" an update that she's happily pregnant (a condition which apparently made her unable to put on makeup properly anymore) but not actually show up to the reunion itself. Although being pregnant, she'd be no use at the reunion because she couldn't fight anyone.

I hope someone bought Camilla a new camera so she will finally shut the hell up about it.

Oh, and I always love that half of the audience at these things look like they were pulled in off the street because they just look confused by the proceedings and aren't nearly as enthusiastic as the ones who are clearly fans of the show and know who everyone is!

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